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1、7. Next, we are going to steal, pause for effect, the moon!

2、That guy,looks exactly like a villain named "EL Macho" from about 20 years ago.he was ruthless, he was dangerous and as the name implies very macho! He had the reputation of committing heists just using his bare hands! But like all the greats, El Macho was gone too soon. He died in the most macho way possible: jumping out of a plane, with 250 pounds of dynamite strapped to his chest, while riding a shark straight into the mouth of an active volcano!It was glorious.Yeah,sounds like EL Macho's pretty dead?They never found the body.Oh,no.All that was ever retrieved,was a pile,pf singed chest hair.That face!It has got to be El Macho.

3、还没睡吗?我一觉睡了70年,长官,我觉得我睡够了

4、放心,头脑简单的人类女孩不懂阿布族科技,她弄清楚了,让我先逃命!

5、一个人一个民族要是没有宁死不屈,敢与敌人同归于尽的精神,只能被人家统治和奴役。

6、泥泞的路,坎坷的感情,都剩下云淡风轻。

7、自由是生命中最大的谎言!

8、放心吧,以后总不至于比这次还要糟糕吧。如果真的比这还要糟糕,我就把我的飞镖枪借给你用,我有几次就派上用场了。和约会比起来,我觉得还是我比较喜欢独自一人呆着。

9、不能。我们怎么能在一起呢?我们是不能在一起的。

10、对你来说,低比高更可怕吧。



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