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白居易一长相思

《白居易一长相思》

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白居易一长相思

1、嗨,拉尔夫,你想我了吗?呃,是的,有件事我想跟你谈谈……先别说,我先说,你先跪下!

2、尹天仇:不上班行不行?

3、再玩最后一个游戏,为什么英雄要去打扫厕所那?因为他们要发粪图墙

4、Lester Burnham: On what grounds? I'm not a drunk, I don't fuck other women, I've never hit you, I don't mistreat you... I don't even try to touch you since you've made it so abundantly clear how unnecessary you consider me to be! But I did support you when you got your license, and some people might think that entitles me to half of what's yours. So, turn off the light when you come to bed!

5、Ricky Fitts: You mean that?

6、尹天仇对柳飘飘:如果你非要叫我跑龙套的,可不可以不要加个“死”字在前面?

7、这不这就行了,你费那事干吗?

8、卡罗琳:你怎么敢在女儿面前这么和我说话。我太吃惊你能如此轻蔑我,而且是在失业的当天。

9、“你们知道吗?”罗恩和赫敏走进礼堂时,哈利对他们说,“我想我们最好去找普德米尔联队核实一下,奥利弗、伍德是不是在训练期间不幸去世了,因为他的灵魂好像附在安吉利娜身上了。”

10、Lester Burnham: Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life?" Well, that's true with every day except one: the day that you die.



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