《情人节一个人搞笑句子》
正能量语录网小编为大家整理的情人节一个人搞笑句子句子如下，如果喜欢请多多宣传哦。
1、The first… Edward was a vampire.
2、JULES：There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker 'fore you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin', it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. .45 here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin'. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.
3、南瓜：现在的问题是，你正在铤而走险，就像是你在抢劫一家银行。你面临着更多的危险，银行要更容易。在一家联邦银行你甚至不需要一把枪。我是说，他们已经保了险，他们为什么要找死?我曾听过这么一个家伙，拿着一个手提电话走进银行。他把电话给出纳员，电话另一头的家伙说，我们已经抓住了这个家伙的小女孩，如果你不把所有的钱给他，我们就要杀死她。
4、最不懂事台词：奶奶真自私。(小时候的MEW说的幼稚的话)
5、有3件事我很确定
6、除了你身边，我还能去哪?
7、最希翼的台词：只要有爱，就有希望。(爱给了那么多人希望，可是为了爱，也要舍弃很多。)
8、棋逢对手，将遇良才。(第三十四回《魔王巧算困心猿大圣腾那骗宝贝》)
9、今朝有酒今朝醉，莫管门前是与非。(第五回《乱蟠桃大圣偷丹反天宫诸神捉怪》)
10、玛瑟卢斯：在第五局，你的屁股坐下去。跟着说。
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